What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 16.06.2025 00:22

Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Dr No
A View to a Kill
You Only Live Twice
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Live and Let Die
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
How do I develop the patience to read books?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Japanese culture: Is it true adult adoption is common in Japan?
-J W Pepper
From Russia With Love
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Does eating bread before bed make you fat? If so, why?
Goldfinger
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Why can't white people just surrender their white privilege?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
The Man with the Golden Gun
What thing happened to you as a child that you haven’t let go of to this day?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Moonraker
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
I always feel very tired after I do some exercises, even after a night's sleep. What's the problem?
-”Ah so!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-All the bad guys are black.
Octopussy
Where's the Civil War everyone on the left said would happen?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?